It's Quarter to 3.....

.... and I am sitting on my desk and enjoying what would hopefully be my last Drink of the day.....

No... this is not the beginning of an amateurish attempt at a pastiche of Raymond Chandler. I am filling in my Appraisal while being overdosed on Diet Coke and a few Random thoughts Creep in to my head.... I take this as the best excuse to get out of the stupid appraisal form..... Anywat
1. I should not... I repeat should not ever drink Diet coke after 10
2. I hate my Job! I hate it so much that most of the time, during meetings I fantasize about the different ways I could frame an expression on how bored I am during these meetings. That was the best one. The consolation prizes went to, ' I was so bored with my job that I actually started doing it' and 'I am so bored by my job that I started thinking stuff I could fill on my appraisal form'. yeah, the last one was not so hot. Hey, Gimme a break it is 3 o clock here....
3. The Gummi Bear is Man's greatest invention
4.I wonder what
" She's so high
She's so high
I want to crawl all over her"
actually means
5. I got my Dust of dreams. Only, I am so frickin busy that I havent made any headway.....
6. I really should stop saying "Frickin".
7. I really like Cheesecake
8. For the first time after 5 years, I do not own a cellphone.... and frankly my dear I couldnt give a damn
9 My favourite scene from My fair Lady. But, I truly wish Lizzie Dolittle married Henry Ainsford Hill..... Higgins feelings for Lizzie were meant to be unrequited.... he's only going to drive her crazy anyway.
10. Oh... I am gonna be in trouble tomorrow...